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actually being a kid isnt a tutorial cus In a tutorial you see what the game is actually like and you play it, being a kid is more of a free trial cus you get to play a little but almost everything is blocked

I agree

… and being the adult is the base game

And being dead is the Heaven expansion DLC

or Hell expansion DLC

your camera is your speaker

Na your camera is ur eyes

Listen, The tutorial is life before school, and level 1 is elementary school, level 2 is middle school, level 3 is high school and then depending on how you played those levels, you either go to college (level 4) or face the main boss battle (Adulthood), but you have less stats and materials. Retirement is when the difficulty goes to peaceful.

*graduates high school*
"tutorial complete, level 1."

Na lvl1 would be primary school in Britain

Me: Turns 18

A random voice: Thank you for playing "Kid Earth", now changing mode

And naturally the tutorial is a quarter of the game.

nope. its 13% of the game

The life expectancy for the average american is around 70 years old. You are legally a child until 18 years, which is about 25% of 70

ok

So ur saying that I’m still a kid?

yes child

>:-(

An infant is beta testing

0 - 17 is a free trial, then afterwards it's the real game.

Anyone who dies as a kid just failed the tutorial

...every minecraft kid said

The tutorial is more difficult than the main game, and determines the rest of the game.

But It doesn't teach you how to live

Life's a tutorial

hmmmmmmmm

I mean

You aren't wrong

the time that you die you gotta buy the heaven or hell the 3rd path is purgatory