*keeps priest uniform on*

Wanna be an altar boy/girl at the MSMG Church

Sorry what-
Please explain

Wanna assist the priest in...
- setting up the church for mass
- performing mass
- other... deeds

U m - sure

Good, good

Let us get started. Come into this broom closet.

Ight *goes in*

Now, grab the broom and shove it up your as- I MEAN sweep the church from dust.

A l r i g h t t h e n

Good.
*sits back in chair near the tabernacle*

Y-Yeah

I- what-

*20 minutes of sex later that I will not get into because I don't want ERP*

Everything good in there?

*goes in*

*She goes in and takes her pants off*

Alright, now where did I put the communion wine...

Ight then

Now go into the broom closet

What if I turn her gay?

She won't.

Star: lmao lets just get on with this

Also isn’t your job making people holy again

Right, right.

*brings in a woman*

This is my sister, who will be converting you to the true path.

Lemme rephrase that
I don’t think I will

No sir
I work here

It hasn't been 24 hours
Get out

Um- I’m gay?

*frowns*
Get out of my church.

Kk *puts it on the altar*

Excellent. Now confess to me your sins.

Yessir *peels it off*

*whispers: damnit, shoudlve glued it to my crotch*

Uh, anyways, please put this chalice on the altar.

*finishes*

Wonderful. Now unfortuneatly, it seems I have accidentally glued a piece of candy to my butt. Would you peel it off for me?

*sweeps the floor*

*watches*