how about me
i eat the pizza in bites precisely 1x2cm in size, in a counter-clockwise fashion, and thats just the toppings which i removed and sort according to size and color. i then eat the squishy dough on top of the harder crust, keeping my bites to the size of the golden ratio. i then slowly rip apart the crust into 20 peices eating them in order of char level.
what does that make me?