I INVITE YOU TO MY HOME; I TEACH YOU ABOUT THE JOYS OF SCULPTING; YOU STEAL MY MOTORCYCLE; I DON'T HAVE YOU ARRESTED; I'M FORCED TO WAIT AN HOUR FOR BAGELS I DIDN'T EVEN WANT; AND THEN I COME HOME TO FIND YOU CHEWING ON MY LITTLE SISTER CARLY'S FACE GRIFFIN JUS GTFO