Sky; where the frick am i

Heavy: pootis

Sky: heavy? That you?

Heavy: pootis

Sky: Heavy where am I?

Heavy: pootis

Sky: Heavy...

Heavy: pootis
(Hint?)

(yeah also i followed you)

(Say pootis back)

Sky: pootis?

Heavy: GO GO GO!
*he points to the left path and gets his minugun out*

Sky: WHAT THE

Heavy: I LEAD!
*he starts running down the hall, follow him*

*follows flying*

Heavy: MOVE!
*you can hear something roaring far away*

Sky: OKAY *Runs*

*you turn a corner and see medic, he starts healing heavy who looks round the corner and starts firing at a bacteria monster. A sniper is there shooting, a scout is running around, a pyro is trying to burn it and a spy attempts to backstab it*

Sky; what the

*heavy laughs as the medic activates kritz*

Sky: so where am I heavy?

*he’s too busy attacking the bacteria monster, although there is an engineer on a rancho relaxo letting his sentry attack*

Sky: can someone tell me where I am?

*talk to engineer?*

Sky: *to engineer* where am i?

Engineer: I don’t know pardner, this new update is wild.

Sky: update?

Engineer: I think this is a new tf2 update, new map I think.

Sky; wait i got trapped INSIDE the game?! How?!

Engineer: I don’t know pardner.

Sky: how do I get home?!

*he shrugs and takes a drink from a cup*

Sky: I wanna go home *looks like he might cry*

Scout: Calm down chucklenuts.

Sky: i-im scared...

Demoman: dontworrehlassesaavegotthahallscovard
(He sounds drunk)

Sky: I wanna go home... (sky's a bit of a scaredy cat err dragon)

Demoman: havasomescrumpeh..
(He tosses you a bottle of alcohol)

Sky: I don't drink

Demoman: WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU-
*he just starts sleeping standing up*

Sky: uhhh is he okay

Soldier: Well, he’s our Scottish cyclops that’s for sure.

Sky: I wanna go home... I'm scared...

Engi: I know a way.

Sky: really?!

*he tosses you a wrench called a Eureka Effect*

Sky: huh?

Engineer: you can teleport to the home base.
Scout: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US!
Engineer: You can’t hold wrenches, friend.
Scout: I CAN! WATCH.
*he tries to pick up the engineer’s stock wrench.*
Scout: e- a- u-
Engineer: you can’t hold other class’s weapons.

Sky: I can escape?! What about you guys?

Engineer: Eh. These doofs can’t hold that wrench, so they’re stuck. Might as well stick around to help ‘em.

Sky: stay safe *teleports home* (maybe we could roleplay in memechat sometime?)

Sure

Ok I followed you, you'll need to start