WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB? EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR FACE IT REMINDS ME OF THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT YOU LEFT ON MY PORCH ONCE, YHEA, YOUR SON. I SWEAR I'M NOT THE FATHER, IF THAT WAS TRUE HE WOULD HAVE A BEARD AT THE AGE OF 2 LIKE EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY DID. WE COME FROM GREAT MEXICAN DESCENT AND DRINK HOT SAUCE WITH OUR VODKA (OH WE ARE RUSSIAN TOO) SOMETIMES I POOP OUTSIDE AND BLAME IT ON THE DOG, HE DESERVES IT BECAUSE HE IS GAY, YHEA A GAY DOG, OH AND ITS A GIRL, SO A GAY BITCH. THE GAY BITCH IS ALSO TRANS, SO BASICALLY IT'S A STRAIGHT BITCH. ITS PRONOUNS ARE BITCH/BITCHY, GET THEM WRONG AND I WILL RIDE AN INFLATABLE DINOSAUR INTO YOUR HOUSE WHILE HOLDING AN EGG LAUNCHER FILLED WITH PAINT FROM MY DAD'S GRAVE.. HE ALWAYS SAID NOT TO TOUCH THAT THERMOSTAT. WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB? EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR FACE IT REMINDS ME OF THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT YOU LEFT ON MY PORCH ONCE, YHEA, YOUR SON. I SWEAR I'M NOT THE FATHER, IF THAT WAS TRUE HE WOULD HAVE A BEARD AT THE AGE OF 2 LIKE EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY DID. WE COME FROM GREAT MEXICAN DESCENT AND DRINK HOT SAUCE WITH OUR VODKA (OH WE ARE RUSSIAN TOO) SOMETIMES I POOP OUTSIDE AND BLAME IT ON THE DOG, HE DESERVES IT BECAUSE HE IS GAY, YHEA A GAY DOG, OH AND ITS A GIRL, SO A GAY BITCH. THE GAY BITCH IS ALSO TRANS, SO BASICALLY IT'S A STRAIGHT BITCH. ITS PRONOUNS ARE BITCH/BITCHY, GET THEM WRONG AND I WILL RIDE AN INFLATABLE DINOSAUR INTO YOUR HOUSE WHILE HOLDING AN EGG LAUNCHER FILLED WITH PAINT FROM MY DAD'S GRAVE.. HE ALWAYS SAID NOT TO TOUCH THAT THERMOSTAT.