alternate

(holy-)
kirby: *glitchy voice* 0h hi

hmm are you pibby or are alternate are you glitch...

Dave: Kirby what happened to you

kirby: *eats the cops* *spits them out*
(the cops hit a wall and bl**d splatters across the wall)
kirby: *insane smile*

dave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUKK

kirby: *t-bagging the bodies*

Dave: KIRBY BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

kirby: *glitches black and white*

Dave: IM OUTA HERE *runs away*

kirby: *big sad*

kirby:... *glitchy voice*nothing?

Dave: your voice sounds glitchy and your eyes give me sans vibes tho

kirby: ... wh-who-o

Dave: sans from undertale

Kiby: ... kay

Dave: but seriously, you don't look alright... did you eat something bad

kirby, who killed 18 people in one day: no *creepy/sweet smile*

Dave: sounds a bit sus

kirby: . . .

*police jeff breaks in*
Police jeff: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MASS MURDER OF 18 PEOPLE

Bandee (bandanna waddle dee): K-Kirby? are you alright?

kirby: *glitchy voice* Yup-p!!

Bandee: A-Are you sure?

kirby: *nods*

Bandee: You sound a bit weird...

kirby: no-o offence but you-you dont even have a mouth-a mouth!!

Bandee: none taken since you're my best friend! But you still sound a bit... glitchy...

Waddle Dee: Yo.

don't mean to be interrupting but aren't waddle dees red-orange?

Exactly. But I colored it pink for no damn reason

huh ok

Yee

kirby: ................................................................ wat :D

Pink: Nothing.

KIrby: *creepy smile*

Pink: Jeez…

kirby: What-t?

Pink: Nothin

kirby: *glitchy voice* hey-y!!

Pink: Yo you good?

(Imma call the Waddledee pink)

KIrby: i'm fine!! *semi-creepy smile*

Pink: … I don’t really believe that…

kirby: i am!

Pink: ……

kirby: wby?

Pink: I’m fine.

kirby: yay :D

Pink: hmm…

Sonic?: Hey there, you little puffball! (Btw, in my fanon, the left one, who is currently talking to Kirby, will turn into the right one if heavily provoked)

gooey: :DDDD
kirby: ...

Sonic: *gives Kirby huggo*

kirby: *glitchs to black and white*

Sonic: hmm?

kirby: *not talking*

kirby: *glitchy voice* hey son-sonic!! heard you're getting a new game!!
(yes they know about the games, kirby is kirby in the making. he can turn into enemies and ppl can get hurt)

Sonic: yeah! I even heard I’m gonna get a new friend in it!

Kirby: you know my anime right?

Sonic: yeah, it’s a good show!

kirby: you're gonna have cinematic effects in your game! minus the 3d elements my anime has.

Sonic: that’s cool! Hey, have you seen eggman?

(man killed him) Kirby: *slightly nervous* no i hav-haven't. wanna kick his butt for something?

Sonic: no, it’s just *nervous chuckle* I’m the good guy, he’s the bad guy, so I have to!

kirby: yea :/ in the end i USUALLY become allies with my enemies. but not all the time. I'm now friends with gooey!
gooey: :3

Sonic: aww, he’s so cute!
(Gooey honestly is like me. A wholesome boi in the wrong situation)