Knim: ((he hates the color pink and he's always mad))

(blitz-)
kirby: *glitchy voice* woa-woah! quiet down-down!!

*Knim pulls out his explosive sniper rifle*

kirby: *glitchy shout*

Knim: "Now, take a bow, leave the audience wowed!"

kirby: No-no!! *eats the gun*

Knim: "What a BITCH!!"

kirby: *angry frown*
dedede: *glitchy voice* Hey-hey! Who's curs-cursin'?!

Knim: "SHUT THE F**K UP!!!"

dedede: *smacks you with his hammer*

*Knim isn't affected at ALL*

Dedede: ......................... impressive-sive.
kirby: Burn-burn 'em!!

Knim: "I'm angry and i'm also connected to fire by heart."

kirby: ... *trying to eat you*

*it doesn't work*

kiby: *bites his foot*

...

kirby: wow-

*Knim slaps Kirby with the force of a 7-ton truck moving at 73mph*

kirby: *is unmoved*

Knim: "The f**k..."

kirby: *glitching from black and white to pink*

...

kirby: *eyes go like the pic*
dedede: SCARFY *hits kirby*

*Knim slaps Kirby into the 1st dimension*

kirby: *dogdes and tackles him*
poppy bro: *going for a nice stroll*
kirby: *takes poppy bro's bombs and holds it until it explodes* EEP!! *eyes return to normal*

Knim: 66p0ke.gif (click to show)

kirby: *laying on the ground* *static voice* in-in the making, in-in the making, in-in the making, in-in the making, in-in the making!!

...

kirby: *goes black and white*

...

Child dragnoc: ?

Kirby: *glitchy voice* Hey-hey there, kid-d!!

!?

kirby: *slightly creepy smile*

. . .

kirby: are you-ou okay?

I'm F I N E

Kirby: Ah!

Whats W R O N G ?

kirby: your kinda loud dude-

At least I'm not as silent as D E A T H

kirby: *eyes go like the pic*

*he teleports and starts talking in wingdings* G A M E O V E R !

kirby: *self destructs leaving blood and guts everywhere* ...... *the explosion reverses and kirby goes back to normal*

*serveal bones Peirce Kirby's body* T O O S L O W

kirby: *unefffected*

*ghaster blasters blast him*

kirby: *in rock mode*
(rock kirby can't be hurt by anything when they're a rock)

(I know but they can be moved) P A T H T I C Y O U C H O O S E T O C O W E R *he moves them with some kind of power*

kirby: *gets out of rock mode and smashs you while turning back into a rock*
(they can be moved but barely)

*it wasn't him it was ether a delusion or a fake* so many so little time I wonder W H E N W I L L Y O U D I E ?

kirby: it's called nintendo and the fandom love me!!

T H E Y A R E L I E S D E C E P T I O N S I L L U S O N S

kirby: Would you like to get the fangirl?
(ahem me)

. . .

kirby: I'm gonna get her

.
.
.

kirby: *puts a kazoo in his mouth and plays bang bang bang bang*
011: Ohohoho! Don't you want tooooooooo?
2.0: don't you want to ohohohoho
me: Bang bang bang bang bang!
kirby: here you go, fangirls

. . .

*he's gone*