A city boy was spending the summer
with his grandfather on a farm.The first
night, the food was good but the plate
looks a bit dirty.The boy asks his
grandfather about it and he says "That's
as clean as cold water can get them."The
next night, the plates are even more gross
but all the grandfather will say is "That's as
clean as cold water will get em" The
following day, the boy see's a dog licking
dirty plates. The grandfather said "I see
you met our dog, Cold Water"