help me with torture

What happened to the cat shelter

Nom nom

I ate it

what happen to mine dorito

I ate it

noooooooooooooooooooooo

okay

wait i meant ot say taht to another comment
my bad

Where did my mug go

I ate it

Pakistani*

Where is your dad

...
I burned it
(burn is a synonym for roast)

Not in this situation

welp sry dad

Oh well

I woulda kms already if I was dreamsexual

you would either be proud of it or not a dreamsexual

Then I’m not

i would've call the zealots to kill u again if u were dreamsexual

Jokes on you
I survived reach
Ik how to survive hoards of zealots

k gud

im ur father

no ur not

im going to get the milk now

Screw u

Ah well

taht was easier than i expected

prove it
*calls the arbiter*
Thel, I need a favor

He wasn’t arbiter then

he is now

Oh nvm I thought you wanted footage from zealot cameras then mb
*cracks my back*
Send them all

*wortwortwort intensifies*

Wort wort wort this
*blow me away from H2 starts playing in my helmet as I draw a plasma pistol and BR75*

Oh shit
Time to glass

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*activates scrapped halo 4 armor ability that would’ve disabled the armor abilities of nearby enemies*

It was never completely finished
*didnt work*

yeets borderlands games at them probally the best first person shooter game eva

What did you do to my dick last night.

I burned it

Ate it*

Burned it**

Lol

Lmao