cheating on josh?
tsk, tsk, tsk

No lol

I'm not dating this mf
Which is why it's a 4k moment

y u cheat on josh doe

I'm not cheating on Josh, ffs.

but y u cheat on josh

*superglues your pussy shut*

Kartoffelbrei is just the German word for mashed potato, and mashed potatoes are pog

*i cum and the glue disintegrates*

yeah ik stop calling me that because i’m not them

*rips your entire female reproductive system out*

I'm making sure you can't simp me, kartoffelbrei

*puts it back in and starts rubbing up against your dick*

Alright f**k this *shoots you with RPG, shoves another RPG in your ass and shoots that one*

*they don’t go off and i take the one up my ass out and continue rubbing against you*

You little kartoffelbrei f**kwit asshead dog-water shitbrained twitter-posting whorė

*shoots myself with a M1A2 Abrams, doesn't respawn*

damn
*takes some of your dna and clones you and f**ks the clone*

*the dna dies as well*

Well you got nothin' (voice is coming from God himself)

*shoots god*

God: *is unphased by a little piece of lead*

*god dies because he farded too hard*

Not how Christianity works

Also stfu bc i'm dead

it is doe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

don’t call me kartoffelbrei bully

ok fine, instant chinese food

*pins you against the wall and starts undressing you*

*successfully fights you off and stabs you with 2 thermonuclear bombs*

Ain't gotta go thru this shit again, kartoffelbrei

bully bully bully

She didn't

Bruh, TCK is the one aimping spire, not vise versa

y spire cheat on u doe

Prove it kartoffelbrei

:(

So yeah, she didn't cheat

that was uncalled for

she didn't

She don't even like TCK

but y spire cheat on u doe

You little f**ker-

she didn't, and like i said 3x she doesn't like TCK

but spire cheat on u doe

*simping

SHEEEEEESH

Man simping you lmao