One little mistake and everyone gets confused.

Rithus: "Hmmmmmmmmmmm..."

*One of them is beating the absolute shit out of Albion while the other is dealing with the drones*

Rithus: "Should i do something?"

*The one beating the shit out of the Albion units is pulling off some tactical moves.*

Rithus: "Ooooh..."

*Counter-Terrorist drones blow up, Albion cars go into Auto drive, and bullet shells lie on the concrete*

Rithus: "Huh."

(I should mention that this is a Watch_Dogs Legion RP.)
*The two seem to be coordinated well to survive this long.*

(i know nothing about that)
Rithus: "Why does it seem like this is staged?"

(Okay, you should play it.)
*Eventually the one in black {who was beating the shit out of everyone in Albion around him} gets shot and draws a KA-1 Kinda and fires at the Albion units.*

Rithus: "Maybe it's staged... probably not, though."

*A CT drone blows up too close to the black one and injures him*

*Rithus watches*

*The blue one helps the black one up, at that point, the blue one looks like Cam.*

Rithus: "Huh."

*You suddenly feel like you should talk to him.*

Rithus: "Should i do it?"

*Your gut tells you to.*

*Rithus starts waling over to them*

*The blue one kindly waves at you as he tears someone's head off.*
???: Hello.

*Rithus waves hello*

???: How can I help you?

Rithus: "I just felt like talking to you..."

??????? ???: No, no, you want to know if I'm the actual Cam, right?

Rithus: "Maybe..."

YouTube Cam: I am, but I'm the YouTube variant, I got lost leaving the party.

Rithus: "I'm a homeless 14 year old who's actually a failed experiment."

YouTube Cam: From an SCP Foundation?

Rithus: "No. But i am an Anomaly."

YouTube Cam: Oh, captured by them though?

Rithus: "I can't remember. Apparently, Anomalies count as SCPs..."

YouTube Cam: Yeah, trademarked part of us Cams is that we've all been locked up there.

Rithus: "I'm one of few Anomalies that has an actual name."

YouTube Cam: The few? No, you're just one of many named, you're just one of the few that are left alive.

Rithus: "You're right..."

YouTube Cam: Yeah, I've read the files.

Rithus: "The files?"

YouTube Cam: At the SCP Foundation.

Rithus: "Huh..."

???: Hey, Cam! Get these assholes off my back!

*Rithus looks at ???*

???: The f**k you looking at?

Rithus: "You..."

???: You're lucky you're a civilian.

Rithus: "I'm more of a random wanderer."

???: A civilian in other words, someone who does not help with fire, medical, or law.

Rithus: "Is stealing from corpses legal?"

???: In scavenging, its called looting, and its perfectly legal.

Rithus: "Phew..."

Trooper: ....

*One of them is beating the absolute shit out of Albion while the other is dealing with the drones*

Trooper: *shoots both with an AK 47*

*The one in black drops to the ground while the other one opens fire at you.*
???: Time to run coward!

Trooper: *shoots both*

*The one with the gun begins to fire at you.*
???: I feel nothing!

Trooper: *jumps out of the way*

*They just keep firing at you*

Trooper: *throws a grenade*

*The blue one throws it back.*
???: Here, you dropped this!

Trooper: *throws a Molotov and jumps out of the way*

*The blue one is on fire, but keeps walking like a f**king terminator!*

Trooper: *shoots the blue one*

*The bullet just bounces right off him, and you get hit by a few bullets from him.*

Trooper: *looks behind*

???: There ain't anywhere left to run!

Trooper: *shoots the people behind*

*The blue one goes into a full F**king sprint at you.*

Trooper: *fires at him*

*The bullets still bounce away*

Trooper: *runs*

??????? ???: You can run, but you can't run!

Trooper: *throws an another Molotov*

*Still waking in flames.*

Trooper: *running away*

*They fire at you again.*

Trooper: *gets in cover*

*You can see a CT drone get hijacked by him.*

Trooper: *shoots the drone down*

*Fire erupts from it and it blows up, dealing moderate damage*

Trooper: *runs away*