CDI Mario T pose

HEY GUYS~ DID CHU KNYOW THAT OWO IN TEWMS OF UWU MAWE HUMAN AND FEMAWE POKÉMON BWEEDING~ VAPOWEON IS TEH MOST COMPATIBWE POKÉMON FUR HUMANS UWU? NYOT ONWY AWE DEY OWO IN TEH FIEWD EGG GWOUP~ WHICH IS MOSTWY COMPWISED OF UWU MAMMAWS~ VAPOWEON AWE AN AVEWAGE OF UWU 3”03’ TAWW AND 63.9 POUNDS~ DIS MEANS THEY’WE WAWGE ENYOUGH UWU TO BE ABWE HANDWE HUMAN DICKS~ AND WIF THEIW IMPWESSIVE BASE STATS FUR HP AND ACCESS UWU TO ACID AWMOW~ CHU CAN BE WOUGH WIF ONE. DUE UWU TO THEIW MOSTWY WATEW BASED BIOWOGY~ THEWE’S NYO DOUBT OWO IN MY MIND THAT AN AWOUSED VAPOWEON WOUWD BE INCWEDIBWY WET~ SO WET THAT CHU COUWD EASIWY YIFF ONE FUR HOUWS WITHOUT GETTING SOWE. DEY CAN AWSO WEAWN TEH MOVES ATTWACT~ BABY-DOWW EYES~ CAPTIVATE~ CHAWM~ AND TAIW WHIP~ AWONG WIF NYOT HAVING FUW UWU TO HIDE NYIPPWES~ SO IT’D BE INCWEDIBWY EASY FUR ONE UWU TO GET CHU OWO IN TEH MOOD. WIF THEIW ABIWITIES WATEW ABSOWB AND HYDWATION~ DEY CAN EASIWY WECOVEW FWOM FATIGUE WIF ENYOUGH WATEW. NYO OTHEW POKÉMON COMES CWOSE UWU TO DIS WEVEW OF UWU COMPATIBIWITY. AWSO~ FUN FACT~ IF CHU PUWW OUT UWU ENYOUGH~ CHU CAN MAKE UR VAPOWEON TUWN WHITE. VAPOWEON IS WITEWAWWY BUIWT FUR HUMAN DICK. UNGODWY DEFENSE STAT+HIGH HP POOW+ACID AWMOW MEANS IT CAN TAKE COCK AWW DAY~ AWW SHAPES AND SIZES AND STIWW COME FUR MOWE

Oh god no

oh
my
god.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

What to heck man?