CRUSHES RESPONSE TO YOU ASKING HER OUT:; OF COURSE! I WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT THIS WEEKEND; I HAVE PLANS TO TAKE CARE OF. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND; SORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUC**** TURTLE; YOU'RE WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. SORRY I'M BI; REALLY, OFC!!!
2 DAYS LATER:
WHAT? I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. I'M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU? YOU'RE TOO SHORT FOR ME + I HAVE A BOYFRIEND