Based off my experience as a saxophone

What describes my school band:
Flutes: what you said, and add a teacher's pet
Clarinets: the weird kids
Saxophones: what you said, and I am one of them
Trumpets: half messing around, half playing at no louder than mezzopiano
Tuba: does nothing half the time
Baritone: can get the fingering, just not the sound
Bass clarinet: one phone lover, one teacher's pet
Percussion: melting pot of the athletic kid, the mega emo, and 2 socially awkward
Trombones: actually play and not mess around most of the time.

for me trombones are the ones messing around also i can verify your percussion opinion i am one

Which one are you though

perc

I’m a sax guy too AND IM PROUD

We stan wit the saxaphones

In my school the smartest kids all play clarinet

how did you know my school band exactly?

percussionists: THE BEST MUSIC EVER

Me, a pianist, who is technically a percussionist

yep

LETS GO ALTO SAXES

We are the extroverts of the band

Yes

As a clarinet player, I can verify that this is accurate.

eh half of them for my school

I did band 7th grade and was a clarinet and is so true T-T

as a saxophone player wow that is so relatable

My band:
Flutes: basically what you said
Clarinets: the smart kids
Sax: loud mfs and are supreme extroverts ( I’m one of them)
Trumpets: all boys and are actually funny in my band
Percussion: quiet kid and nice kid
Trombone: quiet kids

That's way too true, I am in 5th grade band (almost 6th grade, wish me luck) and we had full band practice. Everyone was playing and your diagram is so true lol

for mine it's this:
flute- what you said, and constantly playing high af
clarinet- crying over broken reeds, enemies with trumpet
saxophones- either playing in the jungle or little einsteins
trumpets- playing stupidly loud, never shutting up, enemies with clarinets
baritone- half the time not even playing
bass clarinet- louder than the trombones
oboe- the only oboe
percussion- playing Beethoven for no reason
trombones- one plays loud, the rest as quiet as possible

The brass instruments get the special skill Brass Blast which can make everyone caught in the area of effect want to stab you

I am not even in a band because of the uncommon use of piano. But I do play piano

the trumpets:

Trombones are a whacking device

At your moms house sticking the slide up her a-

I know this is about band but I’m gonna be an orchestra next year

i play drums

So funny considering this one stupid seventh grader in my class does flute (he also thinks bald haircuts are cool)

this is so true

Trombones be whacking people on purpose with the slide.

I got hit in the head by a trombone slide last week lol

Damn. I guess when they get the tromBONER, ya gotta give them your head.

i called it "be tromboned"

I call it "trombone stab"

i'm gonna trombone you

I am gonna rickroll you.

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lol you thought i was gonna rickroll you?

Bro I play bassoon.
With some minor customizations such as adding in a firing system, you can turn a bassoon into a rifle

I see. Buffoon plays bassoon.

and a tuba can be made into an RPG!

Yes

and they are even louder than saxophones

I have to respectfully disagree because in my band class alone we have about 10 saxaphones - 8 altos 2 tenors, so we saxaphones (The best instrument) are pretty darn loud.

Well, I was talking about ONE trombone being louder than ONE trombone, but since you said you have 10 saxophones in total, there is no doubt that the only instruments that can be heard are the saxophones and the percussion.

Oh yeah

Obiously

Obviously *

And my band teacher had to ask the trombones to be louder lol

same

That's like my low section. We have four low instruments (two trombones, one bassoon, and one baritone saxophone) compared to ten trumpets and five flutes