What describes my school band:
Flutes: what you said, and add a teacher's pet
Clarinets: the weird kids
Saxophones: what you said, and I am one of them
Trumpets: half messing around, half playing at no louder than mezzopiano
Tuba: does nothing half the time
Baritone: can get the fingering, just not the sound
Bass clarinet: one phone lover, one teacher's pet
Percussion: melting pot of the athletic kid, the mega emo, and 2 socially awkward
Trombones: actually play and not mess around most of the time.