Elias: Oki?

Ad: Oh, you’re still not interested? Why don’t you take our exclusive offer of 75% off!

Elias: fine.

*you get a call*

Elias: : *picks it up* Elias?

DY: I heard you are interested in buying our product?

blobie:

*your phone rings*

*blobie awnesr*

DY, through the phone: we heard that you’ll buy our product, one question..

blobie:hm

DY: are you actually going to buy my entire stock?

blobie:ill just by one for $420.69

DY: ..you can’t.

Guff, who could gain any amount of money he could ever need: Bro that's way too cheap, they need to up the price

Rithus: "Oooh..."

*A hologram appears, it’s DY again*
DY: HELLO! would you like a guide on how to set up your triscreen TV?

*Rithus already set it up perfectly*

DY: oh uh, ok
*the cardboard box teleports out of existence*

...

Ad: And, get our exclusive buy one get one free!

Rithus: "I'll take one, please!"

*you get a call*

*Rithus answers the call*

DY: hello! I have recently heard you are interested in buying our product. Do you want fast shipping or really fast shipping?

Rithus: "Really fast shipping!"

DY: ok, so $1999

*Rithus shoves $2000 through the phone*

DY: okay, so uh thank
*hang up, then the delivery legit teleports in your living room*

Rithus: "Yay!"

Player19947: Tiem to B U Y dis epik product!!!

*casually ignores*

Ad: Oh, you’re still not interested? Why don’t you take our exclusive offer of 75% off!

oooOooOoooOooh!

*still ignores*

Ad: alright, fine then.
*the ad stops,and your show goes on*