hi chat, did i miss anything?

Sponk

haha she's so loyal she doesn't exist

LMAO

yes, you forgot to take ur schizophrenia meds

lol overdose

my girl so loyal. i usually go meet her by a sea

Lemme guess, fanta-sea

yes ;-;

F

Eh, really not my type

Besides I'd be loyal to whom I love any day

umm wut

BAGELS YES OR NO

donuts

i will take that as a yes

Spaghetti

BAGEL IS NOT SPAGHETTI

Dreamstan flesh?

I WILL FLENSE YOURS IF YOU DO NOT SAY YES TO BAGEL

Pingas

Ok *makes grilled cheese with bagel*

now eat it

I was gonna eat it anyway-

Ok got anymore

cum on it and eat it

I literally cut those ropes off

And i prefer spire over you any day so shut up. You making me uncomfy

I'm sorry but

*You're

woah i slipped on a banana peel

You're a braindead cabbage juice lookin headass bitch if you think that he loves you over me, or even loves you at all.

he said he loves me more after i sucked his cock last night

No I can do that on my own thanks
*KLANG*

he loves me not you

First off, that's my mfing bf so f**k off
Secondly, can't you see he's uncomfortable
Third, I just- you know what nvm-
Fourth, kys

okay i’ll kiss him for you

FR

Like, she's the type of friend to be more like a sister or a cousin, not a gf/wife

I-

*yeets you off*

Now stay off my pingas

*ties myself to you*

That would sound so weird with no context

Bad. *KLANG*

get out we’re having sexy time wait your turn

I didn't wanna have to do this ;-;

*yeets you off, shoves a "pussy plug" in your pussy, shoots you with rocket launcher*

you can’t throw me off i’m tied to you so you just blew yourself up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU MAMAFU-

For the last time i don't want your seggsy stuff. Now pls stop

*your dick slides into my pussy*
not my fault

HEY STOP IT!

*rubs faster*

With spire

I dont f**k cousins or homies

we can’t spoon anymore sadly i’m getting too big i’m like 5’7 ;(

You'd end up having to shit me out anyways, and considering vore logic you'll basically be giving birth, except i won't pop out as a baby, i'll be the same 6'1" boy that went down your throat

So yeah, vore doesn't affect me

SO GOD HELP ME IF I HAVE TO BREAK YOUR SPINE AND FORCE YOU TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK UNTIL YOU COMPLY

CANNIBALISM

Eating cum is cannibalism

EAT YOUR OWN F**KING BABIES OR I’LL EAT YOU

I-

I busted a fat nut with [yk who] and i can't make anymore ;-;

with meeeeeee?

FOFKRIWSDIDIFIRKDDKWIDITKRICUDISIDNRIXHRKRIDSKWICFIEODJRJDDIEKEKSKFIELSITJFKELAFKDKSJFFKSKGJSOFJDIDJSIDJEIADIDIDIDRJSUFJELASORKW9WK3DIDIWKEJCIE

s t o p i t n o w -

ngh~
*pulls your pants and underwear down and rubs my ass against your cock*

i allow huggos tho-

*rubs my private part against yours*