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Bowser,
King of the Koopa

The sorcerer king holding Princess Toadstool captive in the last castle. He comes at you spitting fire. There are several ways to kill him, but you only get points if you use fireballs.
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Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ahh friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my butt during Ramadhan
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Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink And he went to bed for a really long time I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head My goofy ahh friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my butt during Ramadhan

They are called C O P Y P A S T A S

I would literally do everything to him… I want to jerk him off in a mcdonalds bathroom. I want to eat his cum up until he’s dry for days😫I want to ride it for hours and hours so he’s physically exhausted, kiss those gorgeousss lips , make him feel all small and below me, force him to know that I’m his superior😖😖 I want to love him, too,, I want to stroke his hair and sit him on my lap and tell him what a good boy he’s being :/ I want to devote all my time 24/7 to just utterly loving him , stroking him , blowing him …. I want to see him on his back stretching his lanky long legs,, moaning for ME,, neck absolutely covered in kisses ,, make him go to work with the knowledge that when he comes home i’ll be there to f**k the living daylights outta him, OH GOD😫

alr heard that one

Medusa is the ultimate bl***ob machine. Everyone that looks at her gets rock hard, and her 12-15 snakes are ready to suck every single cock that comes at her. In Greek Mythology, Medusa is also called Gorgo, because she is gorging all those cocks all by herself. It is a common misconception that the poison from her snakes is lethal, but the fact of the matter is that it works as the perfect aphrodisiac, creating a stone ocean of pleasure. You will not ever want to go back to normal bl***obs ever again, after you tried getting seduca'd by the medusa.

you cant go back once your f**king stone

Ok

do you like bagels
i like bagels