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i’d invite him in, let him get settled.

then i’d ask him to drink something.

it’s laced with prooxide .-.

Mood

<3 and it’s gonna have bleach

1. I would bring my guns and knives.
2. I would lock him up in the basement.

Good, good. Very good.

Wtf

Especially since I'm 14 and retro is a pedo

Yeah

I'm not a pedo

Whatever, I would still kill you if you showed up at my house

Bro-
I wouldn't hurt anyone .-.
I'd only hurt someone if they tried hurting me first or if someone tried hurting my friends and family. Other than that, I'm harmless

Just don't come to my f**king house. Ever.

Why would I
I don't even know who you are -

You will

.-. what's that supposed to mean-?

depends

What-

depends on your intentions

Wdym-

idk

.-.

if you showed up to murder me, or if you wanted to chill for a while

Why would I hurt a friend-?

idk

Ok...

but I mean, you are a good friend

Thanks man

all good bro

Aight

barbecue sauce galore

Wha-

its the sauce they use

For what

shit wrong comments

Oop-

lmfao

Y’all ready know

All depends just saying

Wha-

All I said was all depends I would actually just let you in and go get cookies cause cookies

Oh that's go-
Wait.. they're not going to be poisoned, are they..?

No they won’t trust me

Hmmm ok-

I swear I’d never poison someone

Idk man, lots of people hate me-

I don’t

Ok..

I swear I don’t

I would just em in and then kidnap him and put ‘em in a torture chamber and… you know what’s next

Burn him?
Kill him?
Beat him?

No I really don't know what's next

Correct, but more worse, make him watch the YouTube 2018 rewind video and make him listen to high pitch tones at high volume.

OH YES

YOU ARE MY KIND OF PERSON