see, thats where your wrong. his name is Stan Smith, married to Francine Smith. He currently has 2 children, Haley and Steve. His son-in-law is Jeff, he's got a homosexual alien in the attic named Roger, a fish with the brain of a Professional German Skier named Klaus.
Stan works at the CIA, his boss being Mr. Bullock. His dad, Jack Smith, is wanted world wide and reincarnated as Krampus.