Mood: hungry for copypasta; Listen, listen, listen. I made several posts saying I wasn't actually 22. I didn't "trick" Retro, he's just an idiot for not looking into it more. I "lied" about my age as a joke between MSmg and I. I didn't intend for Retro to actually believe that the joke was actually true. And I told him the truth after a little bit (it really was a short time after we started dating that I told him, I believe we were dating for a few days before I told him). I actually wanted him to see the posts. I'm 15/17 (depending on what age system you use). Not 14, not 13, not 12, not 16, and absolutely not 22. I've never been 22.