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The most useful thing this could do is use the shell as a drill to find a better hermit crab.

why do we need to roast him when his name is already roasting him?

uhhh so your saying that his name is already roasting him?

yes, he is a freaking hermit for gods sake

Same

According to biologists, hermit crabs aren't actually crabs.

No

I'm guessing the shell is too big for him, because it is in fact his mom's basement.

Why tho he's kinda cute

simping!?!?!?!?!?!1?

It's a kinda cute little crab so shut it

if that so

That shell doesn’t look like a single house, it looks like an entire apartment building.

the trashy looking apartment one?

Yea

uhhh ok i guess

sowwy not aloud to roast trash eaters

are you speaking uwu language?

yes and proudly

ok

things's literally named "hermit crab" and still f**king knows more people than I do. He's sh*t at his life goal and he knows it, he probably even has a girlfriend. Not a true hermit. Gross.

edit: instead of shooting the hermit crab, I shot myself, framed the hermit crab, and landed him on death row

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