Put headphones on you and earrape for 3 hours
Keep you in the freezer for 11 hrs
Force you to watch a boring 10 hr video

Bro
I would die right before you would show me the video

Because of the freezer

Okay I'll use some alien tech to keep u alive

Heh

I would feed you so many blueberrys you would die from it and maybe ill sell you to the aliens for good measure

Oop

hug you and give u cookies

LMAO

Lock you in a room playing the bee movie on loop for the first half, then force you to memorize every word in the dictionary the other half

oook then

Force you to binge all of Re:zero

Don't know what that is but ok

I’m hurt

I'M SORRY

Lock you in my basement and play never gonna give you up

You would need a therapist

lol ok

no horny?

we will watch barny the dinosaur

lol

can u reply

Please no

chill, watch horror movies, play games ie. doom, quake, half life, minecraft ect.

noice

I'd take you to my therapist, he's really good.

Um
ok