THE HEAVY IS DEAD?

Null: "The heavy is DEAD!!"

Heavy: Yes. I AM DEAD!

Null: "And it was MEH!!"

Engineer: How?

*Null reveals that he had a gun*

Sniper: What's up ya wankers? Who's up for a-

*Null shoots Sniper*

Sniper: ow

*Null does it 75362673 more times*

(....)
(*kills self*)

*the bomb tastes like a living fly*

bro how

(Null lives bc why not)

*everyone eats nulls head*

*that was actually a bomb*

*how the f**k was it talking then*

(bc it's a LIVE bomb)

Demoknight: Your talking mad shot for someone in crusading distance

*Null gets out the largest weapon known to man*

Heavy: *Casually ignores the Bomb because thats too f**kin op*

Demoknight: *head slice*

*Null's head falls off, but he's still alive*

Ari: :0

Heavy: lot die yetatada! it is good day to be not dead!

Engineer: Pow! You are dead!

Heavy: i am dead!

Engineer: hehehehe...

Spy: *walks up* the heavy is dead?!

The Heavy is DEAD?!

Yes!

Who killed him?

Engineer: I don't know.

Does spy know?

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?

Yes!

*GASP*

I am dead!

Trooper: :o the heavy is dead? Who killed him?

Engineer: i don't know

Trooper: Go ask spy

Spy: i found the body with engineer by it!
Demoman: IT WAS MEH!

Trooper: *kills engineer le epicly*

Engineer: AUTUYIIR74UWIFUEJ
it wasn't hi...

Trooper: F**K *reset avatar*

*it doesn't work because THE HEAVY OS DEAD*

Trooper: *leaves the game*

*doesn't work. Why? HEAVY WAS KILLED!*

Trooper: *closes the roblox client*

*this is tf2*

Trooper: *closes the tf2 client*

*doesn't work*