edd with a pus- my legal team advises that i stop doing this

"what happened to all of the chairs?"
"Tom sold them to a pirate."
(Pirates cruise down the street on a couch.)

Edd’s cat whomst i forgor what name he has my beloved

Ringo

Ringo my beloved

dude the cat looks so happy rn.
also, i think the name was ringo

Edds got pussy

*edd with chinese food*