ive never cheated but been cheated on like 7 times

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.

3: both

listen 1 is bad but like u cheating on someone is f**ked up ik that u ur mentality but that shit hits ykwim

It was a joke but my ex bf took it as way more serious than that.

u cheated on him or he cheated on u

I cheated, but I didn't actually. I just count it as I did because he perceived it that way. We didn't have sex or anything, it was just joking flirting.

yeah i mean my ex did that but that was her personalty but then she was fw two of my wayback homies that dumped her goofy ass but when i do its like oops your dead she said its different but when i would talk to my girl bsf its weird

And tbh, evem though I didn't actuallu cheat, it still stings how he thought I did. Like, I was just joking around with my friend. Then I try to break up with him and get with someone else and he accuses me of cheating again even though I thought I'd made it clear that he and I were over. But such is life, I suppose.

pov: trying to read this without correcting you

I corrected myself in the replies lmao

i was jus joking

that mans sounds like a pissed off dude id slap tf outta him on my block rq on the street he would get shot no cap but i feel like if i was in his position i could understand but thats me he prolly got a whole ass different personality then me

*even
*actually

damn

1

i never have cheated in my life

1 .-.

L but is alright shitters are shitters

L to you too man

you wanna know what else i find funny how she still wanted me she hid this for 2 weeks her bsf didnt even tell me well not after 2 weeks my gf would never tell me why she did it or when she made smn else do it its f**ked up f**ked me up for a year but i got thru it so if it was recent you should too and everyone else should

Yup

im replyring for my ex.
2
that attention seeking mother f**ker cheated on me like 7 times

shes in here?

no

1

damn its aight tho

LMFAOOOOOOO

whats funny? im being deadass right now like in the day time i do f**k shit but idk at night i be in my f**king mind

it’s funny

that’s what’s funny.

oh yea so funny hahahahaha

Yes!

yeah

hahaha
i’m a aushole

haha

Wtf is an "aushole"

Something in Germam that i don't understand /j (there's more German than British in my family)

*german

Damn fat thumb

No you're not

You simply have one. Everyone has one

shut pee