their names are sam (orange hair) and Matthew

flare: so

Vani looked at them “How old are you two?”

"in what?"

“Whatever’s low right now.”

Matthew:I think I'm good

"Alright."

Matt:*grabs some food*

sam:five
Matthew:six

“Oh that’s not to bad. Are any of you abnormal?”

Matthew:what do you mean?

“Any.. Strange qualities.”

Matthew:I can sometimes read minds

“That’s it?” She sighed

sam:yep

She reads the adoption papers to see the return/refunds policy

[NO RETURNS/REFUNDS]

“God. I’m not even a legal adult! I had to forge an ID and you aren’t even useful!”
(She’s 14.)

Matthew:I know how to commit murder so don't get any ideas against me or Sam

“If I touch you you turn into a statue. You couldn’t move or talk, but you still have you conscious.”

sam:damn you

“I’m not going to. I’ve met the maximum amount for the week, anymore and I’m locked in the basement.”

Matthew:*pulls 100 dollars out of his pocket*

“What’s that?” She looked at the money “It takes way more then that to hire a hit man.” She chuckled “I ain’t leaving anytime soon.”

Matthew:this is less than pocket change

“What’s if for?”

Matthew:whatever I feel like

“Oh. I recommend investing.”

Duncan: *squats down* so what do you 2 like?

*hugs Duncan*

Duncan: !...*hugs back*

*falls asleep*

Duncan: Okay *picks you up* let's get you back to bed *takes you back to your room and put's you back into bed*okay back to bed I go too *goes back to the couch and flops on the couch*

*sleep*

Duncan: *imminently falls asleep*

*slep*

Duncan: *snore*

*sleep*

Duncan: *wakes up and changes the anime to demon slayer* can't sleep...

"hungry"

Duncan: Oh...okay just don't eat the whole thing of cheese k

"too late"

Duncan: o-o u-u o-o oh...

"I was hungry"

Duncan: can relate but why the cheese?

"cheese"

Duncan: okay...

*turns on aot*

Duncan:...you sure you wanna watch this at night buddy?

*sleep*

Duncan: *falls back alseep*

*sleep*

both:anime

Duncan: same! what's your favorite! mines attack on titan

matt:let's go same

Duncan:aww

"can we watch it"

Duncan: Oh Uhm... it's a bit bloody and filled with death so no but maybe haikyuu or MHA?

Matt:I'm already on season 3

Duncan: oh...how about...wait no what's that guy's name with the pink hair and that cherry collar that you guys defiantly can't watch...

"maybe mha even though we already finished it"

Duncan: okay...
Duncans pov: I chose the best ones!!!!!

*sleep*

Duncan: *goes and flops on the couch* tired...
(he is fixing up his room so he does not have a bed right now)

*a little bit later Matthew wakes up*

Duncan: *finally fell asleep and snoring*

matt:*looks for food in the fridge*

Duncan: *rolls off the couch still asleep*
(he does that it's normal)

matt:*eating cheese*

Duncan: *wakes up from the noise* wtf...who's there?

matt:a child you adopted

Duncan: ...*calculating*oh- ooh wait why are you awake?

*they both sit on the couch*

Duncan: *plays MHA and sits with them*

*watching the anime*

Duncan:*trying not to die from both of their cuteness*

*they both start falling asleep*

Duncan: aww you 2 tired?

Matt:*nods as they both fall asleep*

Duncan: *picks them both up and takes them to their bedroom and puts them to bed* there

*sleep*

Duncan: *walks out of the room and covers mouth and screams but it's muffled* they are too cuuuute!!!!!!!!!

"yeah"

Duncan: okay...really some of the titans are nightmare fuel

"demons fear me"

Duncan: so muzan would be scared of you?

"who?"

Duncan: Muzan Kibutsuji from demon slayer

"not those demons the ones that exist in real life"

Duncan: o-oh...

*smiles innocently and continues watching tv*

Duncan pov: should I be scared...
(Duncan is a shapeshifter he is just in a human form)