Weircore RP!! ERP in memechat, no killing her. no bambi oc's or joke oc's

Desert Runner: "Wha-"

"What?!" She adjusts the helmet.

Desert Runner: "You look a bit different..."

"no duh i have a helmet on-"

Desert Runner: "I'm talking about the eyes."

"What eyes? I never added eyes, and the helmet's not see-through...?" She feels the screen of the TV head. The eyes look at her hand uncomfortably.

Desert Runner: "But there ARE eyes..."

"There. Are. No. Eyes! THe only eyes are inside the helmet, and they're MINE!"
The eyes blink at you.

Desert Runner: "But i can see eyes."

She takes off the helmet and looks at the screen. "Ah!" She drops it.
The eyes shut tight as the helmet falls to the floor.

Desert Runner: "Woah."

The helmet opens it's eyes as if to say "Ow."

Desert Runner:

"... I'm getting holy water." She walks away.
"What is holy water?"
"DID THE HELMET JUST FREAKING TALK?! OH HELL NAH!!" She runs off and comes back with a spray bottle. She sprays the eyes.
"Ack- S-stop that!"

*Desert Runner starts throwing piles of wet sand at the helmet, with glass mixed in*

"STOP!! IT'S GROSS!! Blech! YOU GOT FREAKING SAND IN MY MOUTH!!!"
"It has a mouth-"

*Desert Runner stops throwing sand at the helmet*

SHe stops spraying the helm.
"THANK you. God-" It sighs.
"I brought you into this world unknowingly, I can take you out."
"... Damn."

*Desert Runner prepares a long glass spike, just in case*

"OH JEEZ, PUT THE SHARD AWAY GOOD SIR!!"

*Desert Runner doesn't put it away*

The helm seems to 'sit up'.
"wtf-"

*Desert Runner stares at it*

"Ahem, so." It inhales. "I'm Farther."
"I'm gonna be Farther from you if you can walk."
"I CAN walk." The helm shows little ghosty feet.
"WTF?!"

*Desert Runner, having PTSD, points his glass spike at the helm*

She looks at you.
"..."

...

"You two alright?"

*Desert Runner bursts into flames*

They helm and Athena scream.

...

"WHAT IN THE-"
"I DON'T WANT TO MELT TODAY GOOD SIR!!!"

*Desert Runner casually walks away*

"thank you."
"YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME WITH THIS THING ARE YOU?!"

*Desert Runner stops a couple feet away*

"COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED-"
"why?"

Desert Runner: "I can barely tell who's talking right now..."

Athena dives at you're legs. "I'M SCARED OF THE HELM"
"why are you scared of me?"

Desert Runner: "Well, Farther, you make me have PTSD."

"PTSD...?"
"Post Traumatic Stress Disorder"
"ewe big fancy words."

...

"i can kick you"
"you already dropped me-"

*Desert Runner's horns look at Farther*

Athena stares at you.

*one of Desert Runner's horns stares at Athena*

Athena seems to shrink out of embarrassment.

*the Desert Horn is confused*
((yes, Desert Runner's horns are actually alive, and are called Desert Horns))

Athena waves

*the Desert Horn seems to wave back*
*a smaller Desert Runner sprints into Farther on accident*

Farther: "ACK-"

*the smaller Desert Runner is about the same height as Farther*

Farther: "RAAAAA!!! GET OFF ME!!!"

*the Desert Runner stares at Farther*

Farther gets up and squats.

*the Desert Runner is confused*

farther runs in a circle, "Ra ra ta."

*the Desert Runners watch*

farther run away, "WEEEEEE!!!"

*the smaller Desert Runner watches, and the larger one looks away*

farther gets.... FARTHER HAHAHhHA i'm not funny :/

*the smaller Desert Runner follows Farther, making Farther not farther*

(aw)
Farther jumps out a window but misses and lands on the floor

*the smaller Desert Runner jumps onto Farther*

((are you gonna reply?))

(srry)
"hey there, buster."

*the Desert Runner grabs Farther*

"HEY HEY HEY PUT ME DOWN

*the smaller Desert Runner falls asleep*

Farther starts kicking air, "Wah! LET GO!!

...

farther looks at you, "are you gonna put my down"

*the Desert Runner is still asleep*

farther walks away

*the smaller Desert Runner is still holding on to Farther*

(oh)
Farther kicks air, "ATHENAAAAAAAAAA"
"no"

...

Farther stops kicking air, "How did you know what i-"
"NO"

*Desert Horn 1 stares at Farther*

"uhhh...."

...