TF2 roleplay lmao

*my loadout changed from when this was taken, i use backburner and thermal thruster now*
Pyro: MMMPH! (Spy’s around here!)

Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!

Pyro: Mmhm!

Scout: Yo, a little help here!
Soldier: Alright stand back son. 1, 1, 1, uhhhhhm 1!

Pyro: Mmmm! (Yay!)

Heavy: INCOMING!!!!! *bashes through everyone*

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Pyro: mmph- (Oof-)

(Sorry I forgor)
Scout: hey, it's still here!

Pyro: mph?

Soldier: Any minute now....See! RED! Oh, wait no, that's blood....

Pyro: MMMMMMM
*he starts to spin around and use his backburner*

Blu Spy: *ahem* Gentlemen

Pyro: mmm. (Spy.)

Spy: Now listen up, boy! For pornography starring your mother will be the 2nd worst thing you've seen today!

Pyro: MM MM! (Ha ha!)

Blu Spy: Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. *shows snipers dead body*

Pyro: O!

*both Pyro and soldier die*

*ow*

Scout: Big problem. I've killed plenty of spies. The dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! *cuts self* ow- No offense.

Pyro: Mm mm Mm. Mm Mmmm mm Mhm m mm m m! (I’m with scout. It isn’t that hard to kill a spy!)

Blu Spy: If you managed to kill them, I assure you they are nothing like me and NOTHING. Nothing like the man loose inside this building!

Pyro: Mmph! (Gasp)

Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
*everyone laughs*
Blu Spy: No. That would be YOUR MOTHER! *throws pornography of scouts mom on the table*

Pyro: Mmmmmm! (Said like ooooh)

Spy: He could be in this very room.... He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-
*Soldier shotguns spy's head off*
Scout: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!
Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!

Pyro: MMMMMMPH

Scout: E- A- U-

Pyro: *pats scout on the back*

Spy: And worst of all... he could be any one of us!
*Video of the Spy killing the Medic and transforming into him*

Pyro: *gasp*

Soldier: Watch him turn red any minute now!

Pyro: …

Spy: The spy has already breached our defenses!
*photo of spy killing engineer*

Pyro: *gasp* MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! ( NOOOOOO ENGIIIII)

Scout: *undisguises* right behind you.

Pyro: !!!

Soldier: Who's ready to find the spy?
Scout: *spins knife around*

Pyro: Mm?

Heres the starter if you cant think of anything

*INTRUDER ALERT*
*RED SPY*
*IS IN THE BASE!*

me as a scout: AGAIN?

Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!

scout me: *puts in code* 1111

Heavy: INCOMINGGGGGGGG!

me scout: aaaAAAA-

*the door breaks open*

No way I was just gonna do a tf2 rp lol

lol