c o f f e e

Desert Runner: "I'll coffee up an entire desert."

Jacob: IDK

*the hole made by the coffee gets filled in with sand*

Jacob: ??????????

Desert Runner: "I can already taste the coffee..."

Jacob: huh

*Desert Runner's sand starts to become glass*

Jacob: I am confused

Desert Runner: "What?"

Jacob: nothin

...

Jacob: huh

*Desert Runner coughs up a bunch of sand*

Jacob: wut

*the sand turns into glass*

Jacob: ?????

Desert Runner: "Can i get 2 gallons of burning coffee?"

Jacob: Umm, I guess

*Desert Runner coughs up several glass bottles*

Jacob: ???

Desert Runner: "My name's Desert Runner, by the way..."

Jacob: Hi, i guess?

Desert Runner: "I'm gonna knock myself unconscious to prevent sharp shards of glass from impaling everybody here... pour some of my coffee on the back of my head when it's done, okay?"

Jacob: Ummm, ok

*Desert Runner picks up one of the bottles and smashes it on the back of his head, knocking him unconscious*

Jacob: * Pours coffee on Desert Runner's head *

*Desert Runner wakes up and stands up*

Jacob: . . .

*the coffee burns through Desert Runner's head*

Jacob: uh

Desert Runner: "Is the coffee ready?"

Inkmatas: Me!!!
Switch hood: *Sighs* I wanted a cappuccino

Jacob: Y e s

Inkmatas: Me, me, me
Switch hood: Inkmatas is going to be hyper active...

Jacob: * Gives coffee *

Inkmatas: *Drinks it*
Switch hood: *orders a cappuccino*

Jacob: :/

Inkmatas: Mmm, that was good coffee
Switch hood: *Drinks her Cappuccino*

Jacob: h