Behold perry the platypus my canceledontwitterinator now the story started last week when I signed up for a twitter account and I said that macaroni and cheese is not a material that could be used to make an inator and some woman said hey that’s pastaphobic and I said that’s a fact and she said something along the line of ratio plus something and then I searched up what cancel culture is and I saw that there is this thing where people paint their faces black and that gets them canceled on twitter so that led me to make this genius device of absolute evil and here you are in your little quicksand trap with my hand hovering inches above the button that will activate my genius machine that will cause the whole tri state area to be canceled on twitter until they give me the key to the tri state area!