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Watch the grieving.

It's a lost gumbol episode

saxophone intensifies

ok but why are the edges so p i x e l y ?

idek

YO
Watching gore with the homies on hyberbeam?

my computer ded

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👺👺 MANE STFU

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FORGIVE PLES! 😭😭😭😭

I forgive 😀👍

Them bitches be flappin their wings tryna make themselves look massive, like bitch tf u gon do? Honk honk at me? bite by pants? Get tf outta here you oversized lake pigeon. Imma choke all you f**kers out faster then them plastic beer can rings wrapped around them turtles’ necks🗿🗿🗿

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My wife poops in the shower and stomps it down the drain. Nota joke. She recently told me this and I've been living with it for weeks now. She even broke the news to me while laughing about it. You know what a waffle stomp is?, she asked me as she laughed and laughed so hard she started crying! I feel disgusted and betrayed. I can't even look at her over breakfast anymore before head off to work and while at work all I can do is wonder to myself, 'is she doing it right now?'. Apparently this has been going on for years! Says she uses all the scented candles she obsessively buys online to mask the smell. I work 12-15 hour days so plenty of time to cover her shit stink. A few times we've had to snake the drain due to a clog. Now I know why. I'm not surel can live this life anymore.

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I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can't take it.
More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.
They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her pussy. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then f**k her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I cum.
I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown pussy so bad it hurts.

LMAO

Behold perry the platypus my canceledontwitterinator now the story started last week when I signed up for a twitter account and I said that macaroni and cheese is not a material that could be used to make an inator and some woman said hey that’s pastaphobic and I said that’s a fact and she said something along the line of ratio plus something and then I searched up what cancel culture is and I saw that there is this thing where people paint their faces black and that gets them canceled on twitter so that led me to make this genius device of absolute evil and here you are in your little quicksand trap with my hand hovering inches above the button that will activate my genius machine that will cause the whole tri state area to be canceled on twitter until they give me the key to the tri state area!

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shoulda inv me smfh
I wanna watch too