Debate

are you high right now?

no

maybe

just as I thought

I have too many FBI agents watching me right now to answer that question.

fair enough

What’s your opinion on the CP?

They're a good party but you know incognitoguy is running the show behind the scenes

Can people who like to the cat join your party?

We already know you'll be a better president than the other major candidate, since Fak_u_lol is taking orders from the usual suspects, which means he can't think for himself.
So instead of asking you about the presidency, I'll ask about bananas.
What will you dew to deal with the banana tax that's crippling our economy?

First, order bananas from some country in South America. second, put them in a vault so we can save them just in case if the banana tax go high