Does anyone want to get into a fight?

Me

*punches you *

*punch*

*shoves you onto the ground*

*kicks your knee while on the groun*

*uses my other leg to stomp on your liver*

*grabs your leg and pulls you to the ground*

*manages to land on top of you and jabs my elbow into your eye*

*grabs your head and slams it on the ground*

*punches your nose and breaks it*

F**ker
*gets on top of you and starts punching*

*kicks you in the balls*

*punches your throat*

*bites your finger off*

*grabs knife and stabs your spleen*

jokes on you i sold mine for crystal meth
*rips knife out and slits your jugular vein*

*stabs your eye*
I still win
*dies*

no

yes

well you shouldve been faster
sucks to suck

f**k you

*draws a Glock 20*

too late someone else got here first
try touching some grass

Oh ok, *touches grass*

yes