A man named harold lives out in the country with his wife and 3 kids. He owns a lot of guns and likes to teach his kids how to properly shoot them. The kids are always asked what their biggest dreams are. The first kid, James, says he wants to join the millitary. The second kid, Amelia, says she wants to become a firefighter. But the third kid, Joshua, states that all he ever wanted was to be an only child. One day, Harold is sleeping but hears a noise upstairs from his kids bedrooms. He gets up and checks their rooms to discover that James and Amelia are gone, and that one of the windows are broken. He also notices that his double-barrel shotgun is missing. He goes to Joshua's room and asks if he saw the person who broke in through the window. Joshua replys and says "Broke in? The window is broken because I threw a football a bit too hard."
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