The best of DM vs players

THE DM DECIDED TO SWITCH TO A DIFFERENT SETTING THAN USUAL; HE HANDS ME A BLAND HUMAN FIGHTER NAMED WILSON; “YOU WAKE UP IN A FLAT PLAINS, WITH SOME SMALL TREES AND ROCKS SCATTERED ABOUT”; “A TALL, LANKY MAN IN DAPPER CLOTHING TAKES NOTICE AND RESPONDS BY SAYING, ‘SAY PAL, YOU DON’T LOOK SO GOOD’”