Me: *drums pencils with intent*; Friend taking notes on translating the beats into Morse:; FRIEND: *INPUTS MESSAGE INTO TRANSLATOR*; HIM WHEN IT SAYS “I HATE THAT SEA MONSTER BOSS’S FINAL PHASE! IT’S UNFAIR THAT SHE CAN TURN ME INTO STONE AND THAT I HAVE NO ESCAPE EXCEPT TO LOSE A LIFE! SO UNBALANCED!”; ME EXPLAINING TO HIM THAT I PLAY CUPHEAD AND AM A TROUBLED INDIVIDUAL.
