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Whats up guys?! It's Quandale Dingle here (rehehehe). I have been arrested multiple crimes (ouaaaahhhh). Including battery on a police officer (WHAT!??!?!), grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (rehehehe). I will be escaping prison on, March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

now kiss

who am i kissing

the guy on the picture, idk how but just kiss it

you mean benny??
f**k yes

I am officially retarded

same - mf with adhd

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge f**king cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I f**k bitches in school
Cause you know I'm f**king cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

pee is stored in the eyes

eyes
and when you squint, it all comes out

imagine you make someone mad and they just squirt all their piss out of their eyes at you

10/10
would try again

no

bladder

kidneys