don't even ask

"How about people who support the Gustololololol account?" God: "We have a special hell being prepared for them"

me: "how about kittydog?" god: "she burns in hell, and them we torture her for her serious crimes" me: "good, that always makes me happy

Me: "And the person who created the Cocomelon YT channel..?"
God: Don't worry, they're destined to go somewhere else, but even Satan thinks this is a bit too much, what do you think?"
Me:
... "this is the perfect place for them to go. Make sure they don't leave easily."

lol