YOU ARE NORMALLY WALKING ONE DAY THEN SUDDENLY A MAN WALKS INTO YOU AND BRINGS OUT TWO PILLS AND THEY HAVE THESE DESCRIPTIONS; TAKE THE BLUE PILL, AND YOUR WEIRDEST AND WEEBIST DREAMS COME TO REALITY, AND YOU CAN LIVE IT FOR EVER; TAKE THE RED PILL, AND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL NEVER BE HORNY AGAIN