Crusader Seminar, Part 1, What We Do

Hello, fellow crusader brother and sisters! My name is Capto and I'm apparently the new Minister of Internal Affairs.

I'm going to be hosting one of many seminars to educate all of the crusaders. This is Part 1.

WHAT DO THE CRUSADERS DO?

The crusaders (that is, us) are one of the largest anti-porn streams on Imgflip, boasting over 400 followers! We are responsible for destroying porn on Imgflip.

WHY SHOULD PORN BE ERADICATED?

If Imgflip is filled with porn, it would be a huge problem because Imgflip would be blocked in school. And if Imgflip is blocked in school, Imgflip's user count and activity will DRASTICALLY DROP and the website may turn into half-a-ghost-town.

WHAT PORN DO WE REMOVE FROM IMGFLIP?

The crusaders only get rid of porn on Imgflip that shows the private parts.

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That's all for the first one of many upcoming seminars!
If you have any questions, just reply to this comment and I will gladly help you out.

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Want to learn more NOW? Go to https://bit.ly/Crusader-Handbook

Hey Capto, If you get an access request from an email starting with 352619225, please let them in. That's me, on my school chromebook. The secret word is pineapple. (That's how you know it's me.)

I can't get you in.

It says: The administrator for educ.dpcdsb.org has disabled the ability to receive items from outside their organization. If those you're attempting to share with would like more information, they should contact their organization administrator directly.

Here's a PDF version: https://www.docdroid.net/j24Ikcv/document

Okay... ?

Who is the head of the C.I.A and Police?

I have no idea.

I was randomly made Minister of Internal Affairs and I was tasked with the job of making the stream useful again.

When I barely know anything about the crusaders.

Oh ok

I'll ask Behapp ig