Hold up

:0)

Parents: Eh, it's just an old cannon that could possibly be loaded and we know nothing about. What's the worst that could happen?
𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔴 𝔪𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯...
*Funeral music plays*

Iceman has committed cannon face