POV: You went home and find him in your couch, casually eating chips. (No joke, Bambi, romance, op, or military ocs.)

Tox: how did none of the others see you-
Cody: ayo Tox- WHO ARE YOU!! wait hey those are mine!

???: *Levitates Cody*
MY Doritos.

nick: excuse me what the actual f**k are you doing in my house?

??? eating chips. *finished chips*
*levitates a bag of chips to himself*

“AAAAAAAAAHHHH! Oh my LORD! You almost gave me a heart attack! What are you doing!?”

???: eatin' chips.

“On MY property!”

???: so?

“What do you mean so?! I didn’t invite you in here get out!”

???: na

“I’m gonna call the authorities if you don’t get off my property within the next 100 seconds! And who’s chips are those?”

???: first of all im a god and second there MY DORITOS

“Yeah nice try I’m not falling for it, get out!”

???: and whats your name, buttmunch?

“Buttmunch? It’s Erick! Ya know the guy who wants you to, get out of my house!”

???: Well, dont matter. *sets Erick's head on fire

Violet:dude we talked about this knock for once

???: meh ok *knocks from the inside of the house*

Violet:haha real funny dude

???: yep

Violet:what do u want do u have humans to torment?

???: nope, just got teleported here with my sis.

Violet:cool where she?

Jester: "NO."
*Jester takes the chips and eats them*
Jester:

(okie bye)

(back)

???: Ignis, what happened to your neck?
Ignis: You should pay attention to them.
*points at the jesters*
Mara: *mild confusion*

Jester 1 and 2: "We're the same person, but also not."

???: *confusion* are you that jester guy- guys.

Jester 1 and 2: "Yes."

???: well hi im elkhain

Jester 1: "Nice to meet you."

Elkhain: I think you know the squad now. Ignis is Mara's Brother, Im his wife.
Ignis: *blushes*

...

(im back)
Ignis: Imma lay down and eat chips.

*tornado*

Ignis: cool.
Mara and the Squad: *screaming*

*everything is on fire now*

Ignis: oh btw jester heres my card

Jester: "Thanks."

Ignis: wait fire yay

Jester 2: "What if we kissed in the sky?"

Ignis: ?
Mara: i already have a bf.....
Elkhain: *dial up noises*

Jester 2: "I don't care that you already have a boyfriend."

Zek: well crap
Mara: oh no
Ignis: oh no
Elkhain: oh no
Ancer: oh no?

*Jester 2 leaves*

Corrupt Highness: *default dances*

*Jester 2 flips Corrupt Highness off*

Corrupt Highness: *possesses ignis*
Ignis: ๅฃภถุคตจขชๆไำพะรนยบลฟหกดเาสวงผปแอิทมใฝ

Jester 2: "Uh..."

Ignis: ๑

*Jester 2 leaves*

Corrupt Highness: E
Ignis: *collapses into elkhain and maras hands*

...

Ignis:
Elkhain:
Ancer:

*the Homonculus leaves with his new body*

???: *slashes at ignis*
Ignis: WTF OH GOD *shoots ???*

*the body returns, as if Beheaded revived himself using the corpse*

(no)

((yes, because that's Dead Cells lore and gameplay and stuff))

(fine)
Ignis: *shoots the body*
Mara: *makes a salt circle around the body

*the body goes flying a million miles east*

Ignis: welp
Mara: *faints from dizziness*

*the body comes back*

Ignis: *blush intensifies*
Mara: *confusion*
Elkhain: *smug face*
Ignis: Enough. Elkhain, go home. Ill find a way to get back.

*Jester 2 looks at Mara*

Mara: STOP STARING AT ME PLEASE
Ignis: Quit whining!

*Jester 2 keeps staring*

Ignis: Can you please stop, shes a introvert.
Mara: *angy* STOP STARONG AT ME!!!!!!!

Jester 2: "No."

Elkhain: *draws their sword* You might reconsider.

Jester 2: "Still no."

Elkhain: *Slashes at Jester 2*
Ignis: *Shoots Jester 2 with a crossbow*
Mara: *scurries away

*Jester 2's head is cut clean in half*
*Jester 2 catches the crossbow arrow, despite not being able to see it, but it just got stuck in his hand*

???: uh... hi?
Ignis: *slaps his face*

(was that Ignis slapping Jester?)

(no, ignis slapping his own face like when someone does something stupid*

(oh)
Jester: "Hi, i guess?"

???: *shaking cause she thinks jester looks creepy*

((i finally drew Jester, and finalized the design))

(noice)
???: ...........IGNIS IM SCARED
Ignis: Grow up.

Jester: "I-"

Ignis: *grabs her by her head*
SAY your name
???: ......................mara?
Ignis: "YES."

Jester: "There's actually a fully alive clone of me back on Earth."

🤦‍♂️

Ignis: *golf claps*
Elkhain: *summons a dragon like spirit that cuts and bites jester 2*

*Jester 2 gives almost no shits about all of this, but he's actually in immense pain*

Mara: *from the edge of the room levitates 20 swords*
Ignis: *throws the swords at Jester 2*
Elkhain: wait hold up theres two of you

Jester 1: "Well, obviously."
*Jester 2 is basically f-ing dead*

Mara: *leaps in and stabs jester 2 to death*
NOW WHOS GOING TO THE SPIRIT WORLD

Jester 1: "Actually, i'm the one who does that. Also, he'll come back to life in a couple minutes."

Mara: THEN ILL STAB HIM AGAIN. *she looks at jester, with bright red eyes and a huge grin*

Jester 1: "Okay..."

Ignis: You have activated it. Shraan is loose. You've doomed us all.

*Beheaded returns*

Ignis: there he goes
Mara: DO NOT CALL ME MARMAR EVER AGAIN

*Beheaded stops ascending and flies away*

???: *visible anger at ignis*

Jester: "I'm still frozen in a way."

Ignis: Oh oh god ok lemme help you out
???: *slaps ignis*
Ignis: what was that for

Jester: "I think i got it.

???: ignis did i introduce myself
Ignis: no

*Jester unfreezes himself*

???: ignis how im scared
Ignis: *sigh* *shoves her over towards jester*
???: Ignis i swear im-

Jester: "What?"

Mara: now what
Elkhain: *shrugs*
Ancer: FEL SINKARRO
*Ignis gets revived at t poses from the ground*

...

Ignis: Hey im back
Corrupt Highness: *breaks the 4th wall and drinks my cheese water*

*Jester 2 sneaks back in and drinks Corrupt Highness*

Corrupt Highness: *lives cause cheese water*

*Jester 2 breaks the cheese water*

Corrupt Highness: *breaks the fourth wall and breaks my fingers so i type laser super ultra beam destroys jester 2

*Jester 2 uses mind control to make me type no u*

nop ui (gtg phone at 5 %)

N O U

Mara: yet i do
Ignis: lmao he such a dick

*death*

Ignis: oh
Ancer: hmmnnmnnnnnnnnm

*normal again*

Ignis: aah

...

Ancer: tf
Mara: NOPE IM OUT
(gtg)

i have a zoom with my friend so

...

(am back)
Ignis: *grabs mara by the head*
*plop*
NO.

...

Ignis: nice.

Jester: "Thanks."
*Beheaded enters the scene and takes a t-pose*

Ignis: TF-?! SIS COME GET THE SHOTGUN

*Rush E is playing*

???: Ignis whyyy do you need th-
point made. point made.

*Beheaded breaks the 4th wall and takes my Dorito Juice*

???: what the
Ignis: .........dorito juice 🤣🤣🤣

*Beheaded hits the t-pose again and chugs the Dorito Juice*

Ignis: shoot em marmar
???: Do NOT call me marmar

*Beheaded starts ascending*

Corrupt Highness: *slaps beheaded with frying pan made out of titanium*
bonk
*they vanish*

*Jester 2 comes back to life*

Mara: oh noooooooo.
Ignis: *cuts jesters head off*
dont be scared mara

*Jester 2 is still alive*

(i know but now he cant stare at mara)
Ignis: wheres Ancer?

*Jester 2's head is staring at Mara*

Ignis: *implodes jester 2s head*
phew

Jester 2: "Shit."

Ignis: lmao
Mara: lmao
Elkhain: Anyone know where Ancer went?

Jester 1: "Nope."

Mara: *hides behind ignis*
Ignis: we aren't on earth?
how am i gonna get back to ravencrack
if we aren't on earth?

Jester: "Oh... right."
*a second Jester appears*

Mara: AAAAAAA WHATS GOING ON
Ignis: shut up.
שגכחן: нана і ам ғгее!

Ignis: Ancer get back in the box.
Mara: *faints*

Jester 1 and 2: "Ancer? Who're you talking about?"

Ignis: Ill fill you in later. Right now we need to revive my sis or else she will die.

Jester 1: "We can't revive people..."

Ignis: *sigh* fine.

esthal mekain rittak meyteh

Mara: wh-
Ignis: shes alive

Jester 2: "Huh."

Mara: *stabs beheaded 1000 times*
Ignis: See, this is what happens when you release Shraan.

*Beheaded lives because dorito juice*

Mara: *destroys dorito juice*
NOW WHAT CAN YOU DO LITTLE PRICK?

*Beheaded uses ??? potion and becomes god*

Mara: EKAHL SHIROKMA ENILL KOROZI!
*beheaded becomes a rock*

*it only works on Beheaded's body*

Shraan: EKAHL SHIROKMA KANZOKIRI YETRENECA!
*beheadeds head turns into a smaller rock*

*Beheaded is just a Homonculus now*

Mara: *faints*
Shraan: byeee suckers
???: hehehe

*the Homonculus suffocates somebody by jumping onto their face*

???: *sets jesters head on fire*
NOW youve done it.
*duplicates his doritos*

Jester: "FIRE WON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME!!!"
*Jester takes the extra Doritos and eats those ones as well*

???: *uses a spelll to freeze jester through space and time* Whats wrong, god got your tongue?

Jester: "I'm the one who takes dead people from the living world to the Spirit world."

???: And im the god who if you mess with ill cut off your limbs and run over your skull.

Jester: "My limbs are long gone, and i have NO BONES!!"

???: then idd at least kill you

Jester: "Technically, i'm already half-dead."

???: Well, guess i couldnt make you die. Im Ignis btw

Jester: "I'm Jester."

Ancer: hey guys i got a sna- tf goin on?

*Jester 2's body is on fire*

Ancer: *puts the fire out*
wow lmao what happened jester

Jester 1 and 2: "Nothing."

Ancer: Oh ok
???: hey guys i made it

...

Ignis: oh hey
Mara: wow lmao how you get here zek
Zek: found a door.

*Jester 2 gets the Beheaded's flame for a head*

Zek: uh oh
*pours water on jester 2*

*the flame doesn't go out*

???: Trouble, Ignis?
Ignis: how did you get here

*both of the Jesters look at ???*

???: Didn't expect me? Typical.

Jester 1: "Well, all i expect when i wake up is a corpse pile next to my bed."

Ignis: How did you get here
Ancer: R E A L L Y , H O W ?

...

Mara: ....ellie...?
Ignis: MARA!!!!

Jester 2: "Uuuh..."

???: Mara, you remember me?
Ignis: You met her, Mara?!

Jester 1: "This is getting weird..."
((gtg))