Hello,
I am currently writing this message because the message you have just sent is stupid. It is a very bad message and I believe it would be much better if you had never sent it. The message is so profoundly foolish and shortsighted that the message would have caused much harm to anyone who ever read it. Your message is simpleminded and unacceptable for my mind and any other minds who even glance at it. It just makes my head spin. I am unable to comprehend how dense you need to be in order to think that sending a message like that was a good and funny thing. This kind of message can be very detrimental to a person’s mental health, as it is so brainless and erroneous. Why would you ever think to send something as dull as that? Without it, we may have been prancing around and twirling and dancing and overall having a good time. Your message can turn our prancing and dancing into something dull like financing. Who even cherishes the idea of financing? No one. This is the kind of effect a message of that stature can create. Is this what you wanted? Is this the kind of effect you were trying to create?
These testaments are exactly why I urge you to shut up. Physically shut your mouth, and mentally stop thinking. Do not utter another word. Every word you say causes me and thousands of other people to lose brain cells. You are the reason why people need communication classes. They have read your messages and tried to learn from them, making their perception of communication as flawed as putting mustard powder into coffee to make it stronger. If you do not heed my advice and stop formulating sentences, then I suspect it will cause the death of humanity. Humanity will suffer from how dumb those words were, causing many deaths and the total collapse of society.
In conclusion,
Shut up