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I had a dream of a sonic movie trailer and it was wild. Animated and all.
 The main character was a metal hyper chaos form Charmy Bee, there were was an army of Sonic clones led by Eggman's grandfather. 
Knuckles was flying around with a berserk sword and the subtitles said "I am being carried by the slight groan of my fart" and Shadow and team Dark were planning to help stop the Sonic Clone army...
 That was wild, I think Shadow and Charmy had a homosexual romance At the end Shadow Chaos Controlled while holding Metal Charmy and made him go super shiny and hyper Which is weird because those weren't master emeralds I think it was also going to be the last Sonic movie ever, the endless Sonic Clone army symbolising they know what he's become and the Charmy and Shadow romance showing they aren't afraid to try something new now, to fight back against the endless horde of mediocrity with new risks and greater reward Imo Knuckles' story really hit hard though, to be flying by the slight groan of his fart carrying the heavy burden that is the berserk sword. 
It shows off how he has a character has really lost his purpose since the adventure games, he had a personality, he had his development, he had his role to play as Sonic's rival but that all changed once Shadow stepped in. 
But he knows his character is now barely a remnant fart from the old days now, the writers flying by the seat of his pants And thus he steps outside Sonic's shadow, shouldering burdens foreign to the Hedgehog, literally from another series, the Berserk Sword. 
His own fights and trials because he knows what Sonic has become and knows it's time he carves out his own way. 
Tails was strangely missing from the trailer and I think I know why, he likely killed himself. 
But yeah there's a key detail here, the women are missing. Amy, Rogue, Cream.
 It's obvious what's going on here, woman are doing as woman do. 
They've always represented the problem in Sonic just like in real life, with one of the lead writers coming out as sexist when he declared women don't have super forms. It's clear woman lack power in this universe so they try make up for it by pursuing an alpha hedgehog with a high sexual market value to substantiate their own. 
They all show feminism's flaws, everything is handed to Cream, always the easy mode of the game. 
Any has an idea of what Sonic is (much like the newer fans), so much so that she sometimes prefers her ideal of him over the real thing (hugging the Beta Silver rather than the real Sonic despite being in the same room) and then we have Rogue, a literal gold digging thief. Once the Sonic Clone Army was created they were nowhere to be seen. Why?
 Because to them he no longer holds such a high Sexual Market Value, rather causing mass inflation due to his quantity. So much like real woman they left and took the Chao (the kids). | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bruh- who got the type of time to read all that-
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I do :,)
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Poor u-
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I had a dream of a sonic movie trailer and it was wild. Animated and all. The main character was a metal hyper chaos form Charmy Bee, there were was an army of Sonic clones led by Eggman's grandfather. Knuckles was flying around with a berserk sword and the subtitles said "I am being carried by the slight groan of my fart" and Shadow and team Dark were planning to help stop the Sonic Clone army... That was wild, I think Shadow and Charmy had a homosexual romance At the end Shadow Chaos Controlled while holding Metal Charmy and made him go super shiny and hyper Which is weird because those weren't master emeralds I think it was also going to be the last Sonic movie ever, the endless Sonic Clone army symbolising they know what he's become and the Charmy and Shadow romance showing they aren't afraid to try something new now, to fight back against the endless horde of mediocrity with new risks and greater reward Imo Knuckles' story really hit hard though, to be flying by the slight groan of his fart carrying the heavy burden that is the berserk sword. It shows off how he has a character has really lost his purpose since the adventure games, he had a personality, he had his development, he had his role to play as Sonic's rival but that all changed once Shadow stepped in. But he knows his character is now barely a remnant fart from the old days now, the writers flying by the seat of his pants And thus he steps outside Sonic's shadow, shouldering burdens foreign to the Hedgehog, literally from another series, the Berserk Sword. His own fights and trials because he knows what Sonic has become and knows it's time he carves out his own way. Tails was strangely missing from the trailer and I think I know why, he likely killed himself. But yeah there's a key detail here, the women are missing. Amy, Rogue, Cream. It's obvious what's going on here, woman are doing as woman do. They've always represented the problem in Sonic just like in real life, with one of the lead writers coming out as sexist when he declared women don't have super forms. It's clear woman lack power in this universe so they try make up for it by pursuing an alpha hedgehog with a high sexual market value to substantiate their own. They all show feminism's flaws, everything is handed to Cream, always the easy mode of the game. Any has an idea of what Sonic is (much like the newer fans), so much so that she sometimes prefers her ideal of him over the real thing (hugging the Beta Silver rather than the real Sonic despite being in the same room) and then we have Rogue, a literal gold digging thief. Once the Sonic Clone Army was created they were nowhere to be seen. Why? Because to them he no longer holds such a high Sexual Market Value, rather causing mass inflation due to his quantity. So much like real woman they left and took the Chao (the kids).