Red: Holy shit it’s Weegee from YouTube shit! What’s up man?

Weegee: Nice, you remember me.

Red: I try to keep up with memes from all across time. Don’t ask how many other memes I’ve met.

Weegee: I'm just glad you didn't call me Luigi like so many others.

Red: Well you think somebody would call uhhhhh- uhm- uhhh hold on let me think UHHHH-

Red: Oh yeah! Nobody would call Sanic Sonic!… or something. Hey by the way aren’t you able to like turn other people into Weegees or whatever?

Weegee: Yeah.

Red: *points to some random guy* Can I see? :0

Weegee: *stares at the guy and Weeg-ifies him*

Red: THAT’S SO F**KING COOL-

Weegee: Thanks.

Red: Yeah. :>

Weegee: Wanna rap?

Red: I’d be an honor from such a great classic meme.

(Weegee and Red sing https://youtu.be/DThAhPwxdjc.)

Red: *does pretty darn good*

Weegee: Hey, not bad!

Red: Thanks you too man!

Weegee: How about a rematch?

Red: Hell yeah!

(Weegee and Red sing https://youtu.be/yc1gWFeieBk.)

Red: *does slightly better*

Weegee: You're good at this!

Red: Thanks you too. Wow… I can’t believe I’m actually here…

Weegee: Are you ready to go to the CDI world?

Red: Uhh- yeah?

Weegee: You know what I'm talking about, right?

Red: Yeah? That old Legend of Zelda stuff with Morshu? Okay everybody knows about Morshu.

Weegee: Get ready to go to the CDI universe in 3... 2... 1...
(You find yourself inside a pixelated castle.)

Red: Ah hell yeah. Didn’t think I’d get here.

King Harkinian: Hello my boy! What brings you to Harkinian Castle?

Red: Uh- to meet you actually since your a meme and I’m exploring ancient meme history.

King Harkinian: Well, feel free to ask me anything!

Red: Where. Is. Morshu.

King Harkinian: I'll tell you if you can beat me in a friendly rap!

Red: More rappin’? Aight.

(King Harkinian and Red sing https://youtu.be/ILOBce1iDOY.)

Red: *is le successful*

King Harkinian: Morshu's shop is about 3 miles to the right of this castle.

Red: Thanks. *begins running*

(You reach Morshu's shop.)

Red: Ah, that took a while.

(You enter.)

Red: Just how I remember it… wow.

Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend! As long as you have enough rubies.

Red: Sorry Morshu, not buying, unless I have to buy a beatbox battle from the best.

Morshu: Well, I can gladly do that, my friend!

Red: Great. Let’s get started!

(Morshu and Red sing https://youtu.be/o-kw4JBMO-M.)

Red: *finishes strong*

Morshu: Nice rapping!

Red: Learned from the best.

Morshu: What will you do now?

Red: Wait for a transport to the next meme world.

Morshu: I can do that for you!

Red: Great!

(You find yourself in a bright green-screen room.)

Red: What-

Sanic: gOtta go feSt!!1!

Red: Holy shit it’s Sanic!

Sanic: saNIcs mY namE, sPedS my GamE!

Red: Holy-

Sanic: cUm on, sTep it Up!

Red: Rap battle.

(Sanic and Red sing https://youtu.be/bxW2Ykf7buE.)

Red: *Red begins singing at a very high amount of fest*

Sanic: wOh...!!1! yoU... fEst??

Red: Yeah.

Sanic: rEmaTch!!!!

Red: Should I go faster?

(Sanic and Red sing https://youtu.be/FzcNKCWTYc8.)

Red: *completion*