It's like the Jumanji remake, you are the character you pick.

Icy: *as marth- specifically the yellow costume* lovely. just lovely

Ron: I didn't read his mind, he read my mind.

Icy: riiiight. hard to keep track of who is who

Pump: I'M Kirby, and RON is Roy.

Icy: noted

Ron: *as Roy* Konichiwa!

Icy: ...I may be Marth right now but I still don't know batsh!t about japanese

Pump: *as Kirby* Ron said hi.

Icy: oh

Ron: *as Roy* I'm actually bilingual.

Icy: good for you

Pump: Looks like we're on Final Destination.

Icy: ok? and?

Pump: Oh nothing, Ron just wanted to know.
Ron: You read minds now?

Icy: roy can read minds? pretty sure he can't

Midnight:*changes into Lucian* Ayo what the f**k

*lucina
(Plz reply above)

Pump: *as Kirby* Hiii~

Midnight:*as lucina* hi

Ron: *as Roy* Konichiwa!

Scout: *as the Mii Brawler* Brother, I hurt people.

Pump: You don't say?

Scout: *finds a home run bat* Yeah, now we're talkin!

blobie: *quiet microwave noises*

Pump: *chooses Kirby*
Ron: *chooses Roy*

*blobie chooses jigglypuff and returns to his chair

Pump: *disappears*
Ron: Pump! *he also disappears*

blobie:the fu-*dissapears too*

Pump: Ron? Why is your hair red?
Ron: I think we are the characters we picked.
Pump: So you're...
Ron: Yes. I'm Roy.
Pump: That means I'm...
Ron: You're Kirby.

blobie:hi guys

Both: You're Blobie, but your body and voice is Jigglypuff.

blobie:cool

Pump: Wait, what stage are we on?
Ron: *looks around* I see a single platform below us. And... 3 more platforms above us. This is... Battlefield.

Cole: "S u p a L u i g i ."

Pump: I'm Kirby, and he's Roy. (Fire Emblem)

...

*Pump and Ron disappear*

...

Announcer: 3...2... 1... GO!

Cole: "Uuuuuuuh..."

Pump: *down bs cole*

((idk how to play SSBU))

(It's the same thing as any other Smash game.)

((I've never played smash bros before))

(you just attack your opponent to knock them off stage)

((oh))

Minus: HOLY SHIT

Pump: I'm going to pick Kirby.
Ron: I'm gonna be Roy, obviously.

Minus: ill be...hmmm should i be pyra/Mythra or Bowser

Pump: Choice is yours, Minus.

Minus:...hmm....guess ill be Pyra and Mythra next game (Picks Bowser)

Pump: *screams*
Ron: What's happening?
*they disappear*

Minus:.....uh...hello?

Pump: Minus! We're in here!

Minus: What the

Ron: We're sort of... in the TV.
*Minus also disappears*

Minus:.....

Pump: So now, you are Bowser. Literally.

Minus:....shit