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Aeion tilts her head.
"...would one of you bizarre fellows care to explain who you are and where I am?"

"I am Reaper. The 'angel of death,' some call me."
"I'm Spiwit!"
"...Chaos..."

"...the angel of death? Am I dead, then?"

"Hope not."
"AWE YOUW?!"
"Oh no..."

"...I don't FEEL dead... but then again, I couldn't tell the first time so I doubt I could tell this time."

"...Huh."

“…anyways. Where is this place?”

Alexa: "Reaper! You, please say you looked, I need to know."

Illy: "Sup."

"...?"
*Spirit just tacklehugs Illy.*
*Chaos looks, skeptical and confused.*

Alexa: "So...funny story...I might be pregnant. I never thought about it, but I don't know if Otty...you know...where he did it."

Illy: "Gah-"

"Excuse me?"
"Hewwo, Iwwy!"
"Who?"

Alexa: "Otty, you know, the cute otter guy, my boyfriend. Possible...father, that's decided if Reaper tells me if he looked or not, when you said you would looked away, Reaper. Did you...look? Please?"

"I did, in fact, not."

Alexa: She sighed, somewhat angrily. "Then I just have to find Otty and ask him."

Illy: "Hey Spirit...and Chaos." She looked at Chaos, waving.

"Bye."
"HEWWO!"*Spirit lays on Illy.*
"Yo."

Alexa: "Do you know where Otty is?"

Illy: "Gn-help-"

"Wait, I thought saying I didn't was a good thing, but it wasn't, and I actually did, my brain is just nonexistent because I am dead."
"Sowwy!"
"..."

Alexa: "So...did he get me...pregnant?"

Illy: "Chaos-help-"

"No, he didn't.''
*Spirit hops off, and lays on Chaos.*
"OWMYRIBSHURTOW."

Alexa: She sighed, relieved. "Oh, thank goodness. I really didn't want to be a mom until me and Otty are ready."

*Reaper coughs loudly.*"Same."
"But they feed from your-"
"Don't. You. Dare."

Alexa: "I have a module that produces milk for that occasion. And yes, it comes with those. And no, you're not looking at them."

"..."
"Okay!"
"Damn."

Alexa: "Maybe...I could let Otty see them. But only him."

Illy: "Here, Chaos, lemme help-"

"..."
"Hm?"
"Alright. Thanks."

Alexa: "Don't judge me, Otty's very cute, and handsome.

Illy: She pulled Chaos away from him

"...Aight."
"Oh."
"Thanks, Illy. Much appreciated."

Alexa: She began to daydream.

Illy: "You're welcome."

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"Huh?"
"I am so confused."

Illy: "What? What happened?"

"Noffing."
"Dunno."

Illy: Alright..."

"..."
"..."

"?"
"Hm?"
"UH-!"

Alexa: "Basically, I can't help but think about him."

Illy: "Hah."

"Oh..."
"Huh!"
"Help...Reap...Help..."
"Alright, fine."
*Reaper gently moves Illy off of Chaos, allowing him to get up.*"Thanks, Reap."
"Anytime, bruv." (Reaper said that in a British voice.)

Illy: "Hey!"

"What, bruv?"
"Hm?"
"What?"

Illy: "Why are you British?"

"I can be, mate."

Illy: "Huh."

"..."
"Weird."
"ATTACK!"
*Spirit lays on Illy again.*

Illy: "Get off me-"

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(You gonna-you gonna do this?)

"Oh boy."
"..."
"Nice."

Alexa: She seemed to be drooling a dark translucent liquid. "Ah...Otty.."

Illy: She kissed Chaos' ear.

"Is...she good?"
"Hopefully yeah. I don't want to use her as a pillow again."
*Chaos does not have ears.*
"?"

Illy: "She's drooling. Probably thinking of Otty."

Alexa: "Heh..."

"Oh."
"Ohhhh...Also, you heawd nothing about the piwwow thing."
"?"

Illy: "You can use me as a pillow, Chaos."

Alexa: She shook her head. "H-Huh? Did I doze off?"

"Um..."
"AWWWWWW!"
*Chaos gags.*"Excuse me?"

Alexa: "Sorry..."

Illy: "Use me as a pillow."

"It's cool."
"Yee."
"...I...don't...do...that.."

Illy: "Too bad." She placed his head on her chest.

Alexa: "Sometimes I think about Otty and the part of my robot brain that puts images in my head just goes crazy on him..."

*Reaper and Chaos maliciously laugh.*
"No."

Illy: "I will eat your mutilated corpse." Her eye glew a bright pink as she opened her mouth, revealing her large set of teeth.

"Yikes..."
"Yikes..."
"Not if you can't open your mouf!"
*Spirit sits on Illy's face.*
*Chaos and Reaper laugh again.*

Illy: She already had her mouth open, so she bit down as hard as he could, slicing through Spirit like butter.

She grabbed both of her arms, and pulled them apart.

*Nightshade appears from one side.*
"Yo."
"NIGHTSHADE!"
*Spirit lays on NS' face.*

Illy: "Peeeriiish..."

"I'm not on youw face anymowe."
"Help."

Illy: "Come to me...death will follow..."

"I won't, then."
"HELP!"

Illy: She turned back to normal. "Woo, had a little heat flash there.'