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Cotton gin
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Cave Johnson here. Ever hate hiring people to do work? Not here at Aperture, we got robots replacing all of our jobs. Actually, now we need mechanics to fix the robots. Eh, just replace the mechanics with robot mechanics, then fire the guys that thought of the 'replacing people with robots' thing. Introducing the pants supplier of the future, a cotton gin. This baby separates things faster than a blac-what do you mean I can't say that joke? Anyways, it works on things, cotton, grenade pins, test subject limbs which, trust me, took a lot of time to clean up. Robot janitors, that's what we need next. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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Make-up gun (simpsons)
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Cave Johnson here. Now, you ever hate how long it takes to put makeup on? Well the eggheads over here have a solution. We put all of that makeup stuff, and we stuffed it into a gun. Boom, just like magic. Now, probably shouldn't open your eyes or your mouth, cause it will hurt like hell. With our new Aperture Makeup gun, we can make anything beautiful. See? Even this robot we shot at it looks beautiful. *insert Atlas shooting P-Body with the makeup gun* Scratch that, that's terrifying. *P-Body is pushed into an incinerator.* Should probably put on the label, 'don't shoot at robots.' Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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Wow
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Irish people
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MG-42
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Infinite Ikea
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Cave Johnson here. We've been running low on money for test chambers, and we found just the thing to keep us running. When I found out there was an IKEA with infinite space, I knew what to do. What did we do? Well, we boxed the placed up, and shipped it to Aperture. Bam, new space for new tests. Just got to worry about the employees at night. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll just hire em. Just give us the checks right now cause we need em. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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Dude go work on Portal 3 jesus christ you’re good
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All we need is J.K. Simmons
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Sorry that I’ve done a lot but what about the King from scp 3008
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cum
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tweezers
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Rubber Duck
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sex doll
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no
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k fine
oculus quest 2
ahem… i mean "meta" quest 2
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Tell me an invention and I'll try to make a Cave Johnson explanation of it