I can’t roast any animal. Even the most savage roasters have to follow a code of honor. The first rule is to only roast Homo Sapiens. The second rule is to never roast a physically or mentally disabled person. The third rule is to never use any bad words.
Maybe you lazy as turtle cause yo father left yo but all i know is how adopted you look your mama never loved and your just here cause you know that the only love youll ever get is a simple upvote so here now thats that