Jesus: What do you call the day I was
resurrected?
Christians: Easter.
Jesus: What does that mean?
Christians: No idea.
Jesus: ...
Jesus: Okay... What about the seder
I had with the apostles?
Christians: The what now?
Jesus: The seder. The Passover meal?
In the upper room?
Christians: Oh, that! The Last Supper.
Jesus: ...
Jesus: Spoiler alert, maybe? How
about the day I was crucified?
Christians: We call that Good Friday.
Jesus: …
Christians: ...
Jesus: ...
Jesus: You people are the worst.
